Will It Survive and buy me Botox?

So this is fun and games but at the same time I have become a little bit addicted...checking how many people stumble on this site. How many people click on my ads (please click) and why I have strange ads about where to buy jars and trashy ads on how to make a $100'000 with their blog. I can say right now that I make about $1.28 a day with 2 blogs and I spend $7.00 to maybe get some valid traffic. I'm not quitting my day job any time soon. Today I read on problogger that if I work hard and with a bit of luck I can expect my sales to go up 20% a month. So I did a little Excel sheet calculation and in 12 months (provided I don't give up blogging about immensely interesting subjects) I should be earning $320 a month and in two years $2860 a month (still not enough to quit) and in three years I'll be 40 years old and earning a sweet $25500 a month and will be able to afford Botox and expensive holidays in Mauritius. This seems a little unlikely so please contribute to my mouthwatering Boulud Burger trip.

Get your own Google Analytic stats: It's riveting. It is just such a great time wster to figure out how many chicks in Maryland are checking my blog out.